The pitch

I am parodying the Curse network (http://www.curse.com)​
 

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paa74ZpTpgQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqriw3dLkas&list=UUf6J9yokPS0ys456jvjLBGQ&index=20

I will be turning Curse.com, a gaming addon and modding network, into Cure.com, a site that will remove all HUDs and UI elements from games for the “purest” gaming experience.  The site will include UI removal as well as feature removal.  Ever wanted to play Pacman without pellets?  Ever wanted to play Tetris without blocks?  We got it here!  To create this parody I will use images of various Curse supported games and remove the UI and add a few lines of dialogue from the confused player.  Cure Premium offers such wondrous advantages as removing your System 32 folder, and creating infinite loops in the startup processes of your games so that they will never load.  Other features are included such as overworking and destroying your hard-drive if another add-off downloader is detected, and un-refunds, where it costs extra if you are dissatisfied with the service.